I need a cookie jar because Im stink. GAME

02RR02 · Post by **02RR02** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:19 pm

I ran naked with a prostitute because that's what I'm
Shimozukito

brent26 · Post by **brent26** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:25 pm

I got married to Madonna because i hate my life. FML.

ZuShiKuToChi

Pumaxcs · Post by **Pumaxcs** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 6:31 am

I need a dog because I'm sexy.

Mekurukito

I'm pretty sure the first one talks about Paris Hilton and my Ninja name is racist.

yz171kx12 · Post by **yz171kx12** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 6:33 am

NOKADOTA!!!!

The Conman · Post by **The Conman** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:14 am

I pissed on a porn star because I'm sexy...

Not bad.

will96 · Post by **will96** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:45 pm

I stabbed a dildo because i hate my life.

meikitatakikarin

TH_722 · Post by **TH_722** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:49 pm

I ran naked with santa clause because ive got perfect abs

VMX_SKYmx99 · Post by **VMX_SKYmx99** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:56 pm

I pissed on an old man because I'm horny......

(That has got to be the worst thing I have ever typed. lol)

mxracer118 · Post by **mxracer118** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:19 pm

i ran naked with a condom because I'm sexy

Mefutaku

ryanmx25 · Post by **ryanmx25** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:59 pm

i fucked a vacum cleaner because im gay

yzmxer608 · Post by **yzmxer608** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:35 pm

This topic could be used for some good signature quotes, especially the post above mine...

Jones221 · Post by **Jones221** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:37 pm

I fucked Barney the Dinosaur because that's what I am.

rideblue56 · Post by **rideblue56** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:48 pm

Mirishikiarichimonorikushi, but you may call me Mirishikiari for short.

Ballsfalsky · Post by **Ballsfalsky** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:55 pm

I smoked weed, with a dildo, because I hate my life.

Chikatotokushi

KTM57 · Post by **KTM57** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:05 am

I like KTMs because I am smart.

Kadojidoarichi