MX Simulator

I'm really excited about starting this tomorrow, but really nervous. Any tips? Please don't flame.

Stay on your side of the road and come to a complete stop.

So you gun' press on them pedals to make deh car go and stop. Der be one on far left, dat is deh parking brake. You use it when you park on down heels and stuff, or upy hills, or wherever I guesser. And teh wheel, you turn it and the car turn too! Mirrors are so you can check how good you beh lookin'. There is a little stick on the left side of deh wheel, it does fancy tings like: Wind shield wipe wipes, bright light or not so bright light, and teh cruise control powered by unicorn dust.

Basically what you're gonna wanna do is, go as fast as you can. Drift any and every corner possible. And get as much air as you can on speed bumps. Thats what I did.

In all honesty, just do what you normally do. they expect you to suck at first and you will. Then you get better so don't worry.

GO FAST, TURN LEFT!!!!!!!

Drink Marleys Mellow Mood, then drive, don't over think it and don't be too proper, drive like you've been driving for years

Use your blinkers...

Drivers ed is easy. Nuff said.

Stay Awake....

Pay attention to the speedo (especially down hills).

Always win the drag from at the lights.

Make sure you show up drunk and slap the instructor on the ass and throw in a wink for extra measures, run every STOP sign and whistle at the haggard whore crossing the street at the red lights, park halfway on the curb and make sure you spin the tires right when you go off. Good luck.

If you're being tail gated(cause all driver ed students do) Brake check the shit outta him, then look at your instructor as if he did it.

When your instructor is demonstrating one of the skills, give that passenger side brake a try... It's a pain in the ass when he uses it on you, but after you've used it on the instructor at least you'll be able to appreciate how much fun he's having over there while you're trying to drive