My name is Tucker Max, and I am an a-hole.

[Voutare]

This is quite possibly the greatest website known to man. He even has a movie coming out next month, (national, high budget, etc.) Anyway, he's got some really awesome crazy stories that most anyone here with half a brain and the willingness to read will appreciate. So, here you go: Tuckermax.

http://www.tuckermax.com/

If I may, I'd suggest reading the one about Miss Vermont, and the "Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue". It's really fucking funny.

But, the greatest story of them all, has to be this one:
Tucker goes to hockey game, causes trouble.

[REIDY-171]

I read threw a lot those a while back. Definitely some good stuff in there.

[yzmxer608]

"Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue". It's really fucking funny.

Read that one, that's the worst thing I've read in a LONG time.

[DannyBoy]

The hockey one was probably the funniest thing i've ever read.

[yzmxer608]

That hockey one was hilarious!

For the other one I meant it was the worst thing I read like the situation and how gross it was, not that the writing was bad.

[Voutare]

When I read the Hockey one, it made me want to go try it so bad. The whole "I hurl my stick at the mascot to confuse him, kick the puck into the goal, tackle the mascot into the net, pull his jersey over his head, and start delivering directed body shots into his ribs." seems like it'd be so much fun.

[TerrorTodd]

Bahahahahahah! Dude, my sister just got that book, im gonna borrow it!

[Rallemx]

Wow..The anal sex one..
"after depositing enough grease in her to run a Formula One racecar"
Cant stop laughing